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Holidaze Pics Shamelessly Stolen from Energetik.org
In keeping with my theme of doing less and less until I'm basically comatose, I didn't even take a camera to Energetik.org's Holidaze party at the Cypress.
Instead of taking pictures all night, I opted to use my precious time for drinking beer and smoking cigarettes simultaneously, without the constant pressure of moving and doing stuff that didn't include beer and cigarettes. That was so much easier.
To be honest, I hadn't been to the Cypress in years so I halfway expected to get stabbed in the parking lot or at least catch a bullet in the ass on my way out, so I was fucking stunned pleasantly surprised to see that the entire building got a ground up makeover and looks like an upscale lounge now. It was like seeing that old chick who sells newspapers by Target win the lottery and turn into Jessica Simpson.
I also got to meet Josh (Selarom) who is neither black, nor shaped like a square, so I'm more confused than ever by his profile pic.
Anyway, big ups to Drew who has been organizing kick-ass Christmas parties since Jesus was a baby. Good job capturing all three of my chins in that photo phucker. You will pay...
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Posted by
adminon Thursday, December 20 @ 14:38:47 CST (615 reads)
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Monster Car Wash and Something Totally Different
Friday's pre-Halloween party at Monster Car Wash was so good, I forgot to take pictures. Well, I took a few, but mostly I just hung out and talked to girls in sexy costumes. Apparently, "whore" and "slut" were popular choices this year, and I'd like to take a moment to say thank you, I am truly grateful. In fact, I think girls should wear stuff like that all the time, and not just in strip clubs. It should be a law.
I also think they should serve pie and donuts in nightclubs, so clearly I'm an idiot.
Anyway, to to make up for my slack-ass approach to photo journalism, I offer the following pranks-gone-wrong. The last one starts slowly, but the last ten seconds are pure gold.
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Posted by
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New Stuff from SOL
Yeah...I usually take more pictures, but in all fairness, I usually drink a lot less too.
Shout outs to Drew (Energetik.org), Claudia (I want my cricket bat back), DJ Kyzer, DJ-OPTX, Courtney, DJ Radar, Diana (who's afraid of pictures), and those two girls dancing together who may or may not have been strippers on their night off (I'm just saying).
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Posted by
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New Photos from Voss, Yacht Club, and Mint
In case you've ever wondered how to get my attention, this is the answer right here. I really don't remember where I was going with that comment because I keep staring at that picture and it totally screws with my train of thought.
Moving along, we've got fresh photos courtesy of the NRG Crew. New stuff from Voss, Yacht Club, and Mint. Shout outs to Ram for hooking us up.
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Posted by
adminon Thursday, November 30 @ 11:42:34 CST (3067 reads)
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Finally some updates!
Click for Pics! Yes I'm a big fat baby for going home early. Everybody make fun of the old guy. You try getting up 6:45 AM all week long and then staying awake until closing time on the weekend. Now leave me alone while I mix some fiber into my Monster Energy drink. Damn whipper snappers.
Props to J-Gruv, Audiotek, Mixmasters, Vibe/Sasa, Illoddeo, NRG, and everybody who helped put GruvFest together. With this much talent under one roof, failure is not an option. These guys always deliver!
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Posted by
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New Photos from KAFS
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For everyone who's been asking for pictures from KAFS, I've got great news. I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico. Kidding. We've got new pics from KAFS courtesy of Venessa.
Big shout outs to Kat for making it happen.
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Posted by
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Some Random Event @ The Loft
No joke. I have no f*****g clue what this event was for, but somehow we got pictures.
Here's what I do know. That bartender girl in the stripes is hot.
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Posted by
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More Hillbilly's pics
I added a couple dozen more Hillbilly's photos that were uh... "lost in transit".
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Posted by
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Suite 701
Samantha brings us this report from the McAllen nightlife scene:
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Despite the horrible tan I got over the 4th of July, I brushed it off and went to SUITE 701 last night (Friday) for the first time and I have to say I was quite impressed. It’s a lounge where the comfort level was sky high, the music was intense, the bartenders were outstanding, and the crowd was in good shape.
It was definitely not overly packed to where it was unbearable. The area held a good amount of people to where you know it was packed yet you still had your breathing space.
This lounge was designed to cater to an exclusive clientele, and I think they've succeeded. The clientele and the decor, might I add, reminded me of Cuba Libre, an upscale lounge located in downtown Austin on Colorado, between 4th and 5th st.
The light fixtures were in good taste as well as the colorful sofas. It wasn't too bright or too dim. The lighting was perfect. I couldn't think of such a chill spot with a club vibe in the valley that is as comfortable as this one.
If you're thinking of checking it out don't forget to "dress to Impress". DJ Isaac and DJ Joey Fresh were in the mix. They were spinning today's hits, a bit of old school house, international, and 80's. The music made everyone in rapid club mode.
Since there is no dance floor everyone was either dancing in their chairs, found a quick partner near them in their area, or just danced by themselves. In other words everyone was moving to the beat of the music.
There was never a dull moment. At the very back you'll find the bar which consists of around 4 Bartenders. I really didn’t wait long for my drink. They were up to speed and it seemed everyone was satisfied with their cocktails.
Ryan (Detroit), Melanie, Vanny, and Freddy rocked the bar at 701. The energy that these 4 have behind the bar was intense. You'll see Flaring, and 151 tricks. But be careful not to stand so close when they're blowing fire. It felt like my eyebrows had burnt off with the heat. Go check out their stylish bartending soon.
As far as I know, they're open Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday. The night ran smoothly, the drinks were flowing, attractive people everywhere and the music was pumping.
Overall I say this might actually be a success. Their ranking in my book is pretty high. The only disadvantage and inconvenience it had was that there is only one bathroom stall for girls and one for boys. And we all know how much we need to pee when we drink.
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Posted by
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Holy Crap! Updates!
Nothing snappy to say today. Too busy unpacking all the extra crap I bought at the beach. But, we've got new pictures from Buffalo Wild Wings, Hillbilly's, Mint, & Club X|S. Go! Click! Now!!!
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Posted by
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