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Everybody gonna die!
Posted on Monday, July 21 @ 18:57:50 CDT by
admin
In case you haven't paid attention to the news lately, the National Weather Service is predicting that Tropical Storm Dolly will be picking up steam as it passes over the Gulf of Mexico, reaching hurricane status before touching down near Brownsville.
This means that if you're headed to the beach between now and Thursday, there's a good chance you're going to die. At least I think that's how it works. Either way, don't do anything stupid that may result in your death.
In case you have to ride out the storm, or you think mandatory evacuations are just an excuse to party, Channel 5 has some hurricane tips to keep you alive. Bonus: After the damage is done, you can try your hand at looting.
But remember, if there's anything we should have learned from Katrina, it's that George Bush doesn't care about black people ignoring warnings from scientists who are much smarter than you and me can lead to hilarious disastrous consequences.
NOAA National Weather Service
http://www.noaawatch.gov/2008/dolly.php
CNN
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/weather/07/21/tropical.weather/index.html
The Weather Channel
http://www.weather.com/newscenter/hurricanecentral/update/index.html?from=hp_news
Team 4 News
http://team4news.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=162213
News Channel 5
http://newschannel5.tv/2008/7/20/994823/
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