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Everybody gonna die!
In case you haven't paid attention to the news lately, the National Weather Service is predicting that Tropical Storm Dolly will be picking up steam as it passes over the Gulf of Mexico, reaching hurricane status before touching down near Brownsville.
This means that if you're headed to the beach between now and Thursday, there's a good chance you're going to die. At least I think that's how it works. Either way, don't do anything stupid that may result in your death.
In case you have to ride out the storm, or you think mandatory evacuations are just an excuse to party, Channel 5 has some hurricane tips to keep you alive. Bonus: After the damage is done, you can try your hand at looting.
But remember, if there's anything we should have learned from Katrina, it's that George Bush doesn't care about black people ignoring warnings from scientists who are much smarter than you and me can lead to hilarious disastrous consequences.
NOAA National Weather Service
http://www.noaawatch.gov/2008/dolly.php
CNN
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/weather/07/21/tropical.weather/index.html
The Weather Channel
http://www.weather.com/newscenter/hurricanecentral/update/index.html?from=hp_news
Team 4 News
http://team4news.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=162213
News Channel 5
http://newschannel5.tv/2008/7/20/994823/
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Posted by
adminon Monday, July 21 @ 18:57:50 CDT (828 reads)
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Paula Abdul Sad = Me Happy
I've long been a fan of watching celebrities suffer, so this clip of Paula Abdul really touched my heart in a way that only some one else's emotional pain can. Basically I laughed my ass off and fell out of my chair.
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Posted by
adminon Wednesday, January 09 @ 15:30:30 CST (464 reads)
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No Redbull jokes or I will kick you in the balls
On New Years day, some guy named Robbie Maddison set a new world record for the longest motorcycle jump. He dedicated his jump to the late Evel Knievel, then for an encore, he did it again.
Evel Knievel's encores usually consisted of doctors and paramedics frantically trying to piece his shattered spinal cord back together like a bloody jigsaw puzzle. Of course, Evel Knievel was doing this stuff back when motorcycles were basically just lawn mowers with two wheels, and safety equipment was only there to kill you quickly and humanely, so I'll cut him some slack.
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Posted by
adminon Friday, January 04 @ 09:54:15 CST (476 reads)
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Holidaze Pics Shamelessly Stolen from Energetik.org
 In keeping with my theme of doing less and less until I'm basically comatose, I didn't even take a camera to Energetik.org's Holidaze party at the Cypress.
Instead of taking pictures all night, I opted to use my precious time for drinking beer and smoking cigarettes simultaneously, without the constant pressure of moving and doing stuff that didn't include beer and cigarettes. That was so much easier.
To be honest, I hadn't been to the Cypress in years so I halfway expected to get stabbed in the parking lot or at least catch a bullet in the ass on my way out, so I was fucking stunned pleasantly surprised to see that the entire building got a ground up makeover and looks like an upscale lounge now. It was like seeing that old chick who sells newspapers by Target win the lottery and turn into Jessica Simpson.
I also got to meet Josh (Selarom) who is neither black, nor shaped like a square, so I'm more confused than ever by his profile pic.
Anyway, big ups to Drew who has been organizing kick-ass Christmas parties since Jesus was a baby. Good job capturing all three of my chins in that photo phucker. You will pay...
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Posted by
adminon Thursday, December 20 @ 14:38:47 CST (612 reads)
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Wacca Wacca Wacca
Since the only Spanish I speak is related to asking for the price of beer and tacos, and begging for my life during a kidnapping, I'll have to assume that the woman in the video is explaining the awesomeness of this Pac Man Christmas tree. I really don't know. She probably thinks it's some kind of UFO from some magical ghost planet, or maybe some Egyptian night club. Whatever.
And for those of you under 30, yes this is actually what video game graphics looked like in the '80s, so quit bitching when your frame rate drops below 60 fps.
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Posted by
adminon Monday, December 10 @ 10:59:47 CST (5117 reads)
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Monster Car Wash and Something Totally Different
 Friday's pre-Halloween party at Monster Car Wash was so good, I forgot to take pictures. Well, I took a few, but mostly I just hung out and talked to girls in sexy costumes. Apparently, "whore" and "slut" were popular choices this year, and I'd like to take a moment to say thank you, I am truly grateful. In fact, I think girls should wear stuff like that all the time, and not just in strip clubs. It should be a law.
I also think they should serve pie and donuts in nightclubs, so clearly I'm an idiot.
Anyway, to to make up for my slack-ass approach to photo journalism, I offer the following pranks-gone-wrong. The last one starts slowly, but the last ten seconds are pure gold.
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Posted by
adminon Thursday, November 01 @ 10:36:31 CDT (4693 reads)
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Don't try this at home kids!
In 1976, French film director Claude Lelouch released C'était un rendez-vous, a short film about a leisurely Sunday drive through the streets of Paris.
Wait, did I say leisurely Sunday drive? I meant early morning suicide run.
Despite having won two Oscar's and the top prize at Cannes for other films, it is this eight and a half minute short that has earned him cult status among...well, mostly guys who like fast cars.
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Posted by
adminon Tuesday, October 16 @ 17:46:38 CDT (2049 reads)
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NEW YORK - A New York Police Department spokesman says the actor Heath Ledger has been found dead at a downtown Manhattan residence.
